“No, You Hang Up First!” – Falz Hilariously Explains Why He Can’t Do Long-Distance Relationships

Popular Nigerian rapper and actor Falz the Bahd Guy has shared his candid (and comical) take on why long-distance relationships don’t work for him — and it’s the kind of real talk many can relate to.

Currently in Canada, Falz took to social media to post a hilarious video that explores the chaos that comes with navigating love across different time zones. In his trademark comedic style, he broke it down for the masses:

“I just checked time in Lagos now — seven hours ahead,” he lamented. “Let’s say I’m having a girlfriend there now. I want to chat. She wants to sleep. Wahala already!”

Falz then acted out a classic long-distance call between lovers:

“‘Ah baby, I miss you.’
‘No, I miss you more.’
‘No, you hang up.’
‘No, you hang up first.’”

The skit had fans rolling with laughter, but at its core was a genuine point: long-distance relationships require more than just love — they demand logistics, patience, and often a level of emotional gymnastics that can wear anyone out.

💭 Opinion: Falz Just Said What Many Are Thinking

In an era where relationships are often tested by geography, Falz’s lighthearted rant hit home for a lot of people. Time zones may seem like just numbers, but when love is involved, those seven hours can feel like seven years apart.

Falz’s video is more than a comedy — it’s relatable therapy for anyone who’s ever tried to maintain a relationship while juggling different clocks and conflicting schedules.

💬 Fans React:

🗨 “LDR is not for the weak abeg. Falz just described my life 😭.”
🗨 “This is why I said no to that abroad talking stage.”
🗨 “Bros dey speak facts in jokes. Na truth be this.”
🗨 “Time difference will humble your love life real quick.”

❤️ The Reality Check Behind the Laughs

While his tone was playful, Falz offered a peek into the emotional toll of maintaining connection across continents. It’s not about a lack of love — it’s about compatibility of timing and lifestyle.

And as Falz implies, sometimes, it’s okay to say, “This love go hard — make we try am for the same postcode first.”

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So, would you do a long-distance relationship? Or are you, like Falz, on the “abeg I no get energy for time zone drama” team? 😅